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Charlie Ellis

Full Name - Charlie Dove Ellis

Date of Birth - 03/01/84 (Age 22)

Birthplace - Truro, Cornwall

Occupation - Student

Race - White

Sexual Orientation - Matter of dispute 

Most Likely To Be Confused With - Howard Donald from Take That

Least Likely To Be Confused With - Brian Lara - Cos i'm white and have the attacking flair and panache of Geoffrey Boycott.

Highest Score - 76 Not Out (twice), never got to 77 though!

Best Bowling Figures - 6-2 from 9 overs.

Cricketing Idol - Marcus Trescothick - A pie-loving Westcountry lad with about as much techinque as roadkill, turned International Super-Player.

Favourite Cornish Ground - The great PCG (Pencarrow Cricket Ground), and St Austell.

Favourite Team-Mate - Probably Ollie 'Slippery' Sleeman at Pencarrow and Sam 'The Monster' Millatt at Lanherne...

Best Player Ever Playerd With - Barney Jackson - Talented as fuck

Worst Player Ever Played With - Malcolm Price. Former Pencarrow captain. absolutely clueless. Dale Cook second.

Dream Batting Partner - Probably my dad Stuart, although statistically its Sam Millatt, I had my most succesful ever partnership with him. 130 off 15 overs in our only partnership to date...

Toughest Opponent - Alex Machin of St Austell. Positively impossible to get out when he isn't risking it. He's also got some lovely shots and is a tidy bowler too. And a legendary bloke.

Cricketing Dream - To captain Pencarrow to the Premier League title in Cornwall. Probably unachieveable but thats why they call them dreams.

Most Memorable Moment - Winning the League (5 East) with Pencarrow, then taking 5-40 and scoring 65* to win the county final.

Most Hated Opponent - Werrington. Shitty pitch, miserable bastards and they usually beat us. by cheating of course. Oh, and i'd like to say Baz Allen from Werrington but I won't coz we're playin him this season. And don't forger Brendon Parkinson of St Austell CC. Oh dear gents, you are willies. (I hope they don't subscribe to the Lanherne newsletter...)

Most Like To Have A Working Lunch With - John Mayer. Legendary musician

Favourite Food - Mother's Lentil Quiche

Favourite Film - Leon

Favourite Drink - Speight's Beer from NZ...


 

Ryan Curtis - The Clubs Second Longest Serving Player
Full Name - Ryan Curtis, aka Curtpup / Dr Vodka

Date of Birth - 13/01/84 (Age 22)

Birthplace - Basingstoke, Hampshire

Occupation - Football Referee

Race - White

Sexual Orientation - Straight

Most Likely To Be Confused With - Cricketer - Andre Nel, Looks - A Gay Model

Least Likely To Be Confused With - Cricketer - Gerald Sleeman, Looks - A Prop Forward

Highest Score - 43*

Best Bowling Figures - 3-17 for Lanherne away to Pencarrow in June 2004

Cricketing Idol - Andrew Flintoff

Favourite Cornish Ground - Pencarrow without a doubt, fit ground, lovely outfield and awesome facilities

Favourite Team-Mate - Sam Millatt for letting Pete Middlehurst bowl for the Vale, Greg Prowse as a sledging partner and Charlie Ellis for being a star.

Best Player Ever Played With - Adam Brenton, he was pup when we were younger

Worst Player Ever Played With - Either Pete Middlehurst, or Adam Herman when we play in my garden

Dream Batting Partner - Someone who gives me all the strike, probably Pete Middlehurst again.

Toughest Opponent - Laura Harper, cos she's a girl, and ugly. Or vodka.

Cricketing Dream - To win the next game, I dont care about individual performances as much as most. As long as i'm involved. I would also like to win the 6 hit bet off Sam although he is a raker on a small pitch so he will probably win.

Most Memorable Moment - Smashing a Methigon Doctors batsman on the chin on a hard track at Truro.

Most Hated Opponent - Don't hate anyone, but I really wanted to get Sam Millatt out the other day when we played Newquay. Just for being a cunt, Baz Allen at Werrington.

Most Like To Have A Working Lunch With - Work? Kirsty Gallacher, Tiger Woods, Ricky Gervais. All heroes of mine in their fields. Fit Sports reporters, sports hero, comedy hero.

Favourite Food - Chilli Con Carne

Favourite Film - Lion King / Lock Stock

Favourite Drink - Vodkaaaaaaaaaaaaa


 

Chris 'Mmm Bop' Rippin

Full Name - Christopher Peter Rippin

Date of Birth - 30/01/88 (Age 19)

Birthplace - Truro, Cornwall

Occupation - Student / Dancer

Race - White

Sexual Orientation - Matter of dispute

Most Likely To Be Confused With - The lead singer from Hanson / Malachi Loye

Least Likely To Be Confused With - Monty Panesar (no explanation given)

Highest Score - 120* for Newquay IV v Chacewater II 2006

Best Bowling Figures - 4-9 for Newquay IV v Mullion II May 2006

Cricketing Idol - Kevin Pietersen

Favourite Cornish Ground - Boconnoc, because its in a deer sanctuary

Favourite Team-Mate - Terry Selfe, he got me into cricket and helped me to my first ever hundred

Best Player Ever Played With - Steve Mason

Worst Player Ever Played With - Dave Eggins / Andy Rippin

Dream Batting Partner - Paul Collingwood, quick between the wickets and would always support me, I think we'd feed off each other

Toughest Opponent - Jon Andrews, cos hes ginger (?!)

Cricketing Dream - To score the fastest ton for Newquay

Most Memorable Moment - 190* partnership with Sam Millatt at Trengilly in 2006 on a minefield of a pitch, guided us to a 6 wicket win that looked impossible at 22-4 chasing 210 with 9 men.

Most Hated Opponent - Aaron Dilley, cos he's a twat

Most Like To Have A Working Lunch With - Maria Sharapova and Aleisha Cuthbert

Favourite Food - Chicken Tikka Masala

Favourite Film - The Monty Python series

Favourite Drink - Magners