Chris Willett - Club Vice-Captain And Wicket-Keeper

Full Name - Christopher Melville Willett

Date of Birth - 7/6/87 (Age 18)

Birthplace - Truro, Cornwall

Occupation - Student

Race - White

Sexual Orientation - Matter of dispute 

Most Likely To Be Confused With - Ed Giddens

Least Likely To Be Confused With - Adam Gilchrist

Highest Score - 65 for Newquay III v Saltash, Division 4 East, August '05

Best Bowling Figures - 2-10 for Newquay IV v St. Newlyn East, May '05

Cricketing Idol - Jack Russell

Favourite Cornish Ground - Fowey, lush batting track and nice electronic scoreboard.

Favourite Team-Mate - In terms of having a laugh and a joke its Sam Millatt, but in cricketing terms probably Danny Brooks, I always have a good chance of getting stumpings off his bowling.

Best Player Ever Playerd With - Rory Coutts

Worst Player Ever Played With - Mike Bishop

Dream Batting Partner - Andrew Flintoff

Toughest Opponent - Chris Lovell

Cricketing Dream - To represent the full Cornwall team

Most Memorable Moment - Making 5 stumpings for Newquay in a friendly against the Vale (Judas), or scoring 65 for Newquay.

Most Hated Opponent - Ross Braund - Saltash captain

Most Like To Have A Working Lunch With - Ian Botham and Viv Richards

Favourite Food - Curry

Favourite Film - Star Wars

Favourite Drink - Tribute Ale

Sam Millatt - Club Captain, Coach, Founder, Chairman & Secretary

Full Name - Samuel Richard Thomas Millatt

Date of Birth - 18/11/83 (Age 22)

Birthplace - Truro, Cornwall

Occupation - Pasty Boy

Race - White

Sexual Orientation - Straight 

Most Likely To Be Confused With - Enrique Iglesias

Least Likely To Be Confused With - Rikki Clarke

Highest Score - 124* v Trengilly, May 2006

Best Bowling Figures - 4-10 / 5-27 - both v Nancledra 2003 and 2004

Cricketing Idol - Mike Brearley

Favourite Cornish Ground - St Mawgan Village, my home village and the place I took my first wicket aged 13. Many fond memories of that place, apart from getting hit for 6 6's in an over...

Favourite Team-Mate - Probably John Biddick, we go back a long way and came through the Newquay ranks together.

Best Player Ever Playerd With - Ryan Driver

Worst Player Ever Played With - Ryan Chapman

Dream Batting Partner - Shahid Afridi

Toughest Opponent - Nigel Logan of Trengilley always seems to get me out, and bowling at Menheniot's Phil Goldsmith is never much fun at the best of times.

Cricketing Dream - To enter the Vale into the league and get them into the upper echelons of Cornish Cricket (e.g. Div 2 - County 1) within 15 years.

Most Memorable Moment - Probably my first 50 for Newquay - 55* for the 3rds at Callington on the opening day of the 2005 season.

Most Hated Opponent - Where do I start, there's too many dickheads to name in Cornish cricket.

Most Like To Have A Working Lunch With - Martin Luther King and the Dalai Lama. And Rory Bremner to lighten things up, those 2 could probably get a bit heavy.

Favourite Food - Chinese

Favourite Film - Lord of the Rings

Favourite Drink - Fosters

Jon Arthur - Club Playboy

Full Name - Jon Arthur

Date of Birth - 10/4/86 (Age 18)

Birthplace - Truro, Cornwall

Occupation - Student

Race - White

Sexual Orientation - Straight

Most Likely To Be Confused With - Mr Burns - from The Simpsons

Least Likely To Be Confused With - Sachin Tendulkar

Highest Score - 'Classified'

Best Bowling Figures - 'Classified'

Cricketing Idol - Peter Biddick

Favourite Cornish Ground - Trengilley - Just outside Constantine, Falmouth. It's within pissing distance of a pub - and has a pipeline running under the wicket for irregular bouncers.

Favourite Team-Mate - John Biddick - Straight as a U-Bend.

Best Player Ever Playerd With - Peter Biddick, pure magic.

Worst Player Ever Played With - Shaun Blake - Shit at every opportunity.

Dream Batting Partner - Shaun Blake - always good for a laugh and no chance of him getting better batting stats.

Toughest Opponent - Shane Warne - Ashes '05. I was there in spirit, facing every ball from my armchair.

Cricketing Dream - To play until I can't hold a bat.

Most Memorable Moment - Smacking the Trengilley captain on the side of the head with a football in a pre-match warm-up.

Most Hated Opponent - Matthew Biddick - twat.

Most Like To Have A Working Lunch With - Gandhi, Vlad The Impaler, and Arnold Schwarzenegger - so we can talk about politics.

Favourite Food - Spaghetti Bolognese.

Favourite Film - Any with explosions and the good guys win.

Favourite Drink - Strongbow.