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Cricket Jokes
The Lanherne Captain says to the Umpire, "My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking." The Umpire says, "No." The captain says, "Well we think you're an asshole, then."
Ryan Chapman always played cricket on Sunday. This troubled his wife, who asked the vicar 'Is it a sin for him to play on Sunday?' 'It's not a sin,' replied the vicar. 'The way he plays, it's a crime!'
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Random Jokes
Why didn't Matthew Kelly get the England managers job?
- Because he wanted to put Seaman in the under-16's.
What is the difference between toast and Frenchmen? - You can turn toast into soldiers.
How did Michael Barrymore quit smoking? - He put his fags out in his swimming pool
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Truro C.C - The location of Lanherne's ill-tempered clash with the Methigan Doctors in August 2002.
If you look into the scorebox, you can see the unmistakable figure of Lanherne club president Pete Biddick. |
